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THIS WEEK: Plague Panic · Tiger reports live from Moscow, without a hat ● Katie Zacharia leaving White House role less than five days into job ● Mug knocked off news desk in protest; nobody hurt except the mug ● Who is Katie Zacharia, Trump’s ill-fated press secretary? ● Week in Politics: Trump's Russian diesel deal update; why the DOJ is suing California ● Tiger requests a radiator in every time zone ● Brazil sees record fall in Amazon deforestation as key election looms ● UK poll tracker: Labour lead over Reform widens as Burnham sees best result in two years ● Leeroy is reviewing the footage. Leeroy is asleep ● Anthropic quietly pitches its own AI safety bill to lawmakers, Politico reports ● Council blunder delays decision on major housing scheme in west London ● Sunbeam forecast: weak, apologetic ● Don’t Let a Crypto Inheritance Get Stuck on the Blockchain ● AWOL Vision Opens Pre-Orders for LuxVision: World's First Optical-Shift 4K 120Hz Projector ● Local kitten unionises against Mondays ● NVIDIA Denies RTX 5090 Discontinuation Rumors, Admits Supply Is Tight ● Mamdani announces 22 free pet food locations around NYC ● Red dot sighted in Hull; remains at large ● Sky Mobile's iPhone Duo pre-order deal costing just '£2 a day' ● Bin lid annexed in Dudley ● Scratching post review: 'firm but fair'
THE BIG QUESTION

Which cat are you?

Seven questions. Two presenters. Are you a dignified Leeroy or a chaotic Tiger? Answer honestly. Tiger didn't.

Pick one answer for each question. Your result appears at the end. Nothing is sent anywhere.

QUESTION 1 OF 7It's 3am. You are...
QUESTION 2 OF 7Someone moves your food bowl two inches to the left.
QUESTION 3 OF 7A camera is pointing at you.
QUESTION 4 OF 7Your ideal Saturday:
QUESTION 5 OF 7Someone hands you a hat.
QUESTION 6 OF 7The news is bad today.
QUESTION 7 OF 7Rules are...