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NVIDIA Denies RTX 5090 Discontinuation Rumors, Admits Supply Is Tight TechPowerUp
LeeroySupply is tight, they say. Welcome to my food bowl at four o'clock every afternoon.
TigerI don't know what a graphics card is. If it runs warm, I'll be lying on it by Tuesday.
From 3,000 feathers to pet portraits, Rolls-Royce rides high on custom craze The Guardian
LeeroyPet portraits inside a Rolls-Royce. Finally, a car with its priorities in order. I'm available for sittings.
TigerThree thousand feathers and not one bird attached. Somebody got there before me.
Former Valve writer baffled by Epic CEO Tim Sweeney's attempts to compete with Steam via vibe coding PC Gamer
Leeroy'Vibe coding'. I've been vibe presenting for fourteen years. Nobody has noticed.
TigerI tried vibe coding once. I lay on the keyboard until the computer made a noise. Same thing, I think.
Leeroy is at the desk. Tiger is on location, without a hat. The next report lands on every channel soon.
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